Of course, first in the polls will be former First Lady,
Senator of the great state of New York, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
The questions she will be asked are obvious. What about Benghazi? Are the hearings
politically motivated? She will say yes. What about the emails? She will
probably say drop dead. After that she is likely to be asked about Joe Biden
and her declining poll numbers. She will likely give answers that mean less
than the minion’s banana song.
Of course there is Bernie Sanders, the junior senator from
Vermont, who has promised that he will not keep the debate boring, not going
after people or sending out sharp attacks. With hair as legendary as Donald
Trump’s, (although nowhere near as cool) he has been having to eat honey
recently because his 74-year-old vocal cords have been hurting due, (literally)
to his constant screaming about how evil rich people are. (In case you are
wondering, yes, Sanders is himself a rich man.) Sanders will likely be asked
about his socialistic policies, what he thinks of Clinton, should he be
nominated by the Democrats even though he’s actually not a Democrat, and does
he think he can win? I would also like to hear him asked about his stance that
the media should be owned by the government, as well as his paper in which he
stated women want to be raped.
There will also be, on the periphery of the stages, Lincoln
Chaffee, Jim Webb, and Martin O’Malley. They will get a few questions, probably
mainly about “why are you running?” If they are smart they will spend their
time going after things that will rally the base and also attacking Clinton,
Biden, and Sanders. A question that is likely to be asked of everyone on the
stage is "what about abortion?"
And of course, the shadow, the ghost, the spirit flitting
around and through it all will be the man who isn’t there, the master of
political intrigue, Joe Biden, who some say is so cunning he has been using the
death of his own son for political gain. Whether or not that is true, and we
all certainly hope it isn’t, it cannot be denied that Biden has played the
rumors about a run for president very well, keeping the excitement up so well
that it seems impossible that he will not be brought up during the debate. If
he is not, and that does seem very unlikely, he will be brought up during the
commercial brakes, as the Draft Biden campaign will be running an add asking to
run during the debate.
And to finish up this story, we would be remiss if the last
word on the debate, which is expected to garner less viewers due to Donald
Trump’s absence, were not given to him . (By the way, he will be another absent
spirit who will be still be felt, as Clinton at least is sure to be asked about
the billionaire.) Trump said of the debate "You know, I think people are
going to turn it on for a couple of minutes and then fall asleep,"
Andrew C. Abbott
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