Milliband, head of the communists, lost everything last night |
It’s like the day after the party, and everybody has a
headache.
In the newspapers today across the countries of Britain and
America, there is mortification, hand wringing, and confusion. All the polls
were wrong, very, very wrong. The elections for Prime Minister yesterday was predicted
by every metric, every number, and every one either put the Labor and Tory
parties at neck to neck, or Labor just a little bit ahead.
Well, as it turned out, the British people did trust their
Prime minister, and were thankful that during his time in office he has created
a thousand new jobs a day, and they liked the fact that he promises by 2017 to
let them vote on whether they want to stay members of the European Union.
Labor lost so bad that the head of the party, Ed Milliband,
resigned. The Liberal Democrats lost so bad that the head of their party, Nick
Clegg, resigned. UKIP lost so bad, holding on to only one seat that the head of
their party, Nigel Farrage, resigned. That guy didn’t even win his own
seat.
The Tories beat everybody. They beat everyone so bad that
they don’t even need to form an alliance with another party. They have more
than the majority necessary, something no one thought they would get, to rule
on their own, without having to care what any of the other parties thought.
Just yesterday people were heralding the end of the two party
system in Britain. This morning they are wondering where they went wrong. It’s
sort of like when Mayweather got in the ring with Pacman. All the hype and
nothing happened, the guy on top stayed on top.
The good news is that this time, there is no one to arbitrarily
decide that suddenly the contest never happened, and the Tories can get back to
what they have been doing. Resorting a certain amount of freedom in Britain,
moving the country more right of center, and fixing an economy damaged from 13
years under Labor.
Andrew C. Abbott
Farage didn't have a seat, he was just running for one.
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